Oh, Dirty Sexy Money: we hardly knew thee!

Why hath the ABC Execs taken you away from us so suddenly and while you were still so amazing and juicy?!

We are still obsessed with the Darling Family and all their crazy escapades and scandals…even if the ABC execs say it was your time to go!!!  We furiously disagree!!!!!!

Damn you, ABC Execs!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

One of my absolute favorite little restaurants is Perricones Marketplace in Mary Brickell Village.

The food is all homemade and DIVINE!!!!  Plus, they sell prepared foods at the little marketplace at the front…you can get the best desserts in the universe there.

My favorite day of the week for Perricone’s is Tuesday Night.

Why???

Because you can get TWO of their GIGANTIC sandwiches PLUS A SODA to go for only $11.  Normally, each one of their sandwiches is about $8.  It’s an amazing deal…gourmet sandwiches at fast-food prices!!!?!?!?  I’m in!!!

I’m a big fan of the eggplant sandwich…but there’s so much more to choose from…and I realize not everyone’s idea of deliciousness is a big ole veggie sandwich…just freaks like me!

MIAMI-AREA SMARTPANTIES:  YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR TUESDAY NIGHT DINNER PLANS!!!!!!

What’s everyone’s fave little store that you prob drop $50 bucks at every time you enter? DUANE READE. Enjoy 20% off discount this weekend. Get all your winter essentials like Kleenex and Cold-Ease for less! You can thank us later! You know you love us…

Please send all deals like this to katie@smartypanties.com so we can share them with all the other smartypanties round here! Mwah!

What we Want-Need right now–but things that are pretty affordable…well…they’re worth it!

Reese’s red carpet shoes- Doesn’t she look angelic…

Not the most practical for winter in NYC but they would look pretty cute with a pair of tights!

Ugg Gloves

My freakin’ hands are freakin’ freezing! I don’t care what I look like anymore. I’d wear an ugg suit if they made one. Wait, do they?

I will be happy to waive in the freezing weather with these puppies on. I know they’re driving gloves but I can’t bear to picture myself in the huge fully padded shearling gloves. I have to have some fashion standards…even in the brutal cold.

SPRING in NYC in December!

This is dedicated to my bestest girlfriend (I call her gf for short) who loves springtime. We know she is probably splashing around outside in her Hunter boots in happiness!
But seriously, I know Miami people don’t appreciate 60 degree weather in December, but we do! It’s been freezing here! So enjoy the day sans winter coat!

We found some fresh new underwear for you for your favorite pair–you know em, you love em, your boobs!! What’s the most frustrating thing you always find when you get home from Victoria’s Secret (or GapBody where I love to get Bras)? They squeeze your back! It doesn’t mean you have back-fat, girls. It’s just your skin…err well maybe some of you have back-fat…I don’t know. Anywho, SPANX, the lifesaving maker of your favorite tummy-tucking tights have done it again. This time with their new creation of genius–Bra-llelujah!! The straps and bra are made of a material that works with your body and conforms rather than squeezes you. It even closes in the front so you don’t have to fumble around in the back. It may not be sexy, but most people don’t see your bra. BUT they do see you with your clothes on, including tight t-shirts and dresses where your skin may appear to be squeezing free from your lingerie. Visit spanx.com today to check out Bra-llelujah… the other smartypanties!!!