Damn, we’re feeling a little opinionated today…BEWARE.

Angelina taking Maddox to school…oh wait, no it’s the Golden Globes. Doesn’t she wear this dress everyday? What’s wrong with her legs? Why are they always covered? Hmm…

J-Whoaaaaa.  Umm….no.

So beautiful! Umm, the girl from Mean Girls and Big Love.

Slumdogs looking like Millionaires! Could she be anymore beautiful? And we can’t help but love him.

Hayden went topless–and we still don’t like her…go figure…

Jenna Fischer is so adorable! And her boobs are looking awesome. Oh yeah, her makeup is nice too!

Blake Lively, yes this whole roll-out-of-bed look works for you on Gossip Girl but don’t you do any other look? Ever? I mean perhaps purchase a brush…just a suggestion.

24 Kicks of their latest season! We heart Jack Bauer so much it’s hard to breathe! So far we’re only 1 episode in but here are some observations…

1. Janeane Garofalo is the poor man’s Chloe–we cannot stand her and her wannabe Chloe-ish ways–

2. Rest in Peace, Edgar you will always be in our hearts

FAKE A TAN…LOOK A TEN!

The other day we pulled out our summer pics and man, not so Smartypanties of us. We were dreadfully depressed after being reminded how we looked after our Mediterranean cruise. (Perfectly bronzed from being out in the sun for 2 full weeks on a sun deck will do it for ya!) Now we are always (or almost always) smart about tanning and we try to wear SPF all the time (we apply it every morning-did you know even your office lights contain harmful rays) but after we were caged inside all summer studying for the Bar Exam we thought we were entitled to a little sun. However, now that I’m working 9-5 I don’t really see much of it (especially in the dead of winter in NYC). We heard about this company called Fake Bake–(which I learned was voted #1 self-tan by New York Times’ readers!) immediately we thought, ich why is our only option those spray tans or fake bakes then we saw that they specialized in makeup to make you look tan after you apply it–BABE TOOLS. The blush is called Legal Sunburn. It gives you that adorable sun kissed glow. Its magenta will enhance any skin tone. And I know it sounds crazy, but it seriously made us have that after-glow you get after you suck up all the harmful rays! (which is the whole purpose of sitting in the sun ALLLL day). Now you don’t have to prematurely age your skin! I found a solution!

Amazingly, it’s only $11. So what did this Smartypanty do after she saved herself some money after she shyed away from the Department Stores? She went out and bought herself a new lipgloss from the same company. All we have to say is-Loves it! It’s called Bronze addiction and we’re addicted. It has a shimmer to it that does something, and we swear, we really look tanner. We just seem to have that look we have in all of our spring break pictures…weird but true.

Look for these products (and more including self-tanner which is supposedly great) in spas or call 888-244-4826 to find a store near you. Or if you’re addicted to shopping online like me visit FakeBake.com

On Kim Kardashian’s blog, she dishes that sometimes, she likes to do drugstore…

“I have tried so many different mascaras and often switch, but right now I am in New Orleans and stopped off at a drug store and bought Maybelline’s Great Lash and love it! It’s all about layering: First I apply one coat then add 2 more. I like volume! This mascara is very affordable and works great! “

We haven’t tried this yet but we think we’re going to have to! If it’s good enough for Kimmy it’s good enough for us! We’ll keep you posted!

Essie’s Spring 2009 Color Collection:

Eternal Optimist – Spiced Tea Rose

Flawless – Cherry Blossom Pink

Status Symbol – Feisty Hot Pink

One of a Kind – Poppy Red Kiss

Lacquered Up – Red Hot Crimson

Mesmerize – Royal va-va Blue

What do you think? We’re liking the Hot purple Mesmerize! We love funky nails!

In today’s economy, options can be limiting – but true recession-istas need not worry. I’ve been digging Nine West lately– the kind of shoe therapy required to lift your spirit doesn’t have to cost a lot!

Nine West isn’t just for budget-conscious fashionistas. Recently it has been worn by star customers Halle Berry, Eva Longoria-Parker and Blake Lively. With so many reasonably priced finds under $100 it’s worth a visit to the website

We can’t wait to go somewhere warm to wear these

Only $89!

The heels aren’t too high but they’re sexier than plain Gladiators.