While most women would be wooed by the thought of Jason Lewis and a puppy cuddled up in their bed, I am not. Why you may ask? I’ll have to thank two good friends of mine who shall remain nameless. One endowed me with the phrase “No Street Clothes in the bed” and the other with the catch phrase “No Street Feet” in the bed. Thanks to these other fellow crazy Jewish gals I now allow no clothes that were worn outside, say on the rickety stinky urine soaked subway to touch my pristine Donna Karan bedding. See here. I also do not allow sandal-clad germ-infested footsies in my bed without a quick washoff in the tub or a coverup by socks. Tis my crazy life. My sister likes to torture me and jump on in wearing dirty clothes as does my GF. Bitches.

Either way, Jason Lewis, you may be one sexy son of a gun from Sex and the City but you are NOT stinking up my bed with boy stench and doggy fur. Yep. I went there.

So, during Fashion Week I had the pleasure to meet some awesome bloggers. I also had to meet some that were extremely snooty little wenches.

So for most of you out there reading this you probably aren’t bloggers, which means you don’t know much about the blogging world. Well, you know the song Video killed the radio star? Well, let’s just say if you’re a big blog reader and you take advice from an unknown about your hair and/or makeup you may want to check out a picture of just who is giving you your advice. Really, I don’t mean to be like the hugest beeeeeeeeeeyotch in the world but damn some of these “Beauty” bloggers should really check themselves.

It’s almost like they’re just so totally obsessed with makeup to overcompensate for well…do I really need to say it? For, well, having an unfortunate canvas shall i say. Really! You would think those who get a boatload of beauty products a week would really know how to use them better. Reallllllllllllly.

I’m just sayinggggggggggggg.

You know the ol’ expression those who cannot do, teach? Yeah well I’d just check a pic of the self-proclaimed experts.

Mmm-hmm… that’s right. I went there.

Alright, so after attempting to log on and blog this AM we nearly had a meltdown. It took us like 30 minutes after our computer froze to restart it and get back to the internet. Did I mention this happens everyyyyyyyday!?!? I have finally had it with our computer! HAD IT! I have a Dell XPS notebook computer. Did I mention it is the 2nd computer I’ve had in 4 years because the first Dell Laptop I had crashed after exactly 16 months! Crashed! No naughty downloads, no nothing! Just stopped working. All I had been using it for was to take notes for law school. Stupidly I bought another, not really knowing how to use Macs, I was scared I wouldn’t pick it up and it’d be a disaster. Turns out I was wrong, my sister got an Apple and I started using it and it was fast and fun…unlike my stupid Dell!

Point is, if you’re looking to buy a new computer DO NOT BUY DELL. They are so crappily made. They used to be great, back in the day but now, NO. Oh did I mention my Dell in college crashed also the first day I moved in? Shame on me to keep believing in them!

Please save yourself some money and go MAC, then maybe I wouldn’t have bought 3 computers  in 9 years!

So this morning on my walk to work I saw 3 people litter right in front of my face. A woman walking in front of me dropped her McDonald’s Orange “juice” (sugary water from concentrate) by accident and she just left it on the ground, shrugged and walked on. I picked it up and threw it in the garbage that was literally 2 feet away. Then a college kid eating an egg sandwich in foil and paper dropped it on the floor turned around, shrugged, looked at his friends, and walked on. Again I picked it up and threw it in the garbage right on the corner. Then a woman entering a building just tossed her cigarette (lit) in the street.

What the hell! Do I look like a garbage collector. Clearly I didn’t pick up the cigarette that had been in her overly aged, lips I just gave her a dirty look and walked on. Guys, this is OUR planet. You have to live on it! Yes, it’s New York City and there is garbage and rats but come on! Please pick up after yourself! I can’t walk around behind everybody!