Hilarious and yet kind of sad proof of how dumb the American consumer is.

Snuggies for dogs.  Yeah, for realzies.

I mean, seriously? Who doesn’t want this bad boy? Too bad it’s 3-grand!

Just wanna be friends? You don’t have to spend the night.

Become friends with the Giant Burger bed via Facebook!

Would you believe it has 12,000+ friends already?

Seriously? I just saw someone searing one of these on a bike as he whizzed by me and let me be the first to tell you–CREEPY! You may not get swine flu but rest assured no one will ever go near you. Uch, why would anyone normal wear one of these?

Funniest Site Ever! It’s just a collection of funny text messages. You cringe and yet are in their shoes all at the same time…

“I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it’s a sign?”

“Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who’s he training to be, batman?”

Check it out!! TextsfromLastNight.com

Seeeee…if everyone just stayed away from those little piggies then we may not be having this problemo…just saying just saying…

Too bad I’m the worst bacon and pepperoni eating Jew around…detail details…

Just because your day should start out with a little Sound of Music every now and we think the world would be a hell of a lot happier if everyone broke out into dance like this spontaneously…

This is actually rather funny. Translation? She totally did not make any of this up. Or if she did maybe we’ll be contacting her and joining eHarmony. By the way, we met the original owner of this company at a business meeting and our first question was–”I’m sorry I know this has nothing to do with your current business, but are the people in those commercials real?” And they are! So that should give some of you single Smartypanties hope–and Lindsay Lohan too of course…