Nominated by Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood as worst toy of the year. Not best? What about this is bad? Trying to teach your children to love gas guzzlers long before they even can get their license? And I mean who cares about the environment? Or perhaps you want to teach them about responsible spending? This retails for $350! That’s right, show your neighbors you’re better than them becuase your 5 year old has a car that costs more than their monthly lease.

Unfortunately this was beaten out by Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Barbie

To check out the other nominees visit Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood

We heart you Seth Meyers and your “Really” funny ways

When I saw the classic “Phoebe Run” on FRIENDS years ago I didn’t quite get how that could be fun…at all. But today we decided that after our meal last night we needed a workout and BF agreed. So we decided to take a walk in Central Park but then our competitive streaks kicked in and we kind of started racing eachother and running a little. It was close to 6pm so the park had pretty much emptied minus the few stragglers who were probably smoking pot (or crack). So we jokingly started running like weirdos (a la Phoebe) and she’s right! It was the funnest most funniest thing I’ve done in a while. Yes it’s minorly embarrassing but “then BAM, you’re gone!” Now, we weren’t running as creepy as Phoebe was but the general racing against someone and just jumping around and having fun is so much better than doing my usual run on a treadmill or walk through the park. It’s like you’re a kid again just running in the park for fun and not to tone your growing butt or trim your thunder thighs! Remember? When playing in the park used to be for fun?!

If you’re looking to get in shape you should definitely team up with a friend. We learned in law school that the reason Conspiracy is a crime (it’s a separate Federal crime for anyone to conspire or agree with someone else to do something which, if actually carried out, would amount to another Federal crime or offense) is because the moment you have two people agree to do something the likelihood increases tenfold that it will actually happen. So voila, just apply the same legal rationale to your exercise routine and you’ll be more likely to shed your unwanted winter weight in a snap!

And honestly you don’t even need to belong to a gym. Yes it’s been cold lately but you can still walk outside even for a half hour and burn enough calories to make you feel good about yourself and your workout regiment!

My girl Hillary Clinton def would never have done that shit.

But it’s still kinda funny.

Did you see the Matt Lauer interview with 44th President Barack Obama before the Superbowl???

I did…and the funniest part was when Matt Lauer held up the new Us Weekly issue (the one with Michelle Obama and the girls) to point out how Barack didn’t make the cut for the cover… and Barack Obama, looking at a pic of Jessica Simpson that was on the sidebar of the cover says Jess is “in a weight battle apparently.” 

LOLZ!!!  Oh, Barack…how funny you are when your comments are “off the cuff.”

To be fair, I know he probs didn’t mean it how it sounded…but I still laughed.

Jessica Simpson probably voted for McCain anyway…if she voted…or could read the ballot…

And now, just for the LOLZ…

We don’t know why we wanted to post this. Hehe. I hope she was okay but see, this is what would happen if a real person wore those shoes on the street!

Love it or hate it–it’s on every blogpost out there. We didn’t want to get caught up in all the bashing because we don’t generally care about old lady fashion but how cute is this pic…