Funniest Site Ever! It’s just a collection of funny text messages. You cringe and yet are in their shoes all at the same time…

“I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it’s a sign?”

“Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who’s he training to be, batman?”

Check it out!! TextsfromLastNight.com

Seeeee…if everyone just stayed away from those little piggies then we may not be having this problemo…just saying just saying…

Too bad I’m the worst bacon and pepperoni eating Jew around…detail details…

Just because your day should start out with a little Sound of Music every now and we think the world would be a hell of a lot happier if everyone broke out into dance like this spontaneously…

This is actually rather funny. Translation? She totally did not make any of this up. Or if she did maybe we’ll be contacting her and joining eHarmony. By the way, we met the original owner of this company at a business meeting and our first question was–”I’m sorry I know this has nothing to do with your current business, but are the people in those commercials real?” And they are! So that should give some of you single Smartypanties hope–and Lindsay Lohan too of course…

11  Predictions that Back to the Future II got right is the funniest thing we’ve seen in a while. Especially if you’re a Back to the Future Fan! The site is super funny too! It puts everything into a list of 11! Nothing more, nothing less…than genius. Check it out. Other funny articles include 11 Best Jewish Movie Characters Played by Non-Jewish Actors.

11 Points Creator, Sam Greenspan

Tip of the day to be a happier New Yorker: Don’t try to beat the people traffic on the subway. I’ve become a much happier person since I realized that you can’t get around people even if you’re in a hurry. Just move with the flow of traffic…you may be 2 minutes later but your blood pressure will thank you!

One of my fave girls had the funniest comment posted on her Facebook when I checked tonight…this is exactly what her status read: (She’s in Dallas on business)

“Met a lovely cowboy who carried her suitcase and ran with her so she didn’t miss her connection”

Everyone said, oh so cute, blah blah blah. This is what she responded:

“he was 19…i thought he was 30…he thought i was 17…his mom is 32…”

Maybe we just had a long day but is that not the funniest thing ever?

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