Top 10 trends in 2008…

will they make it into 2009…

1. High Heeled Booties

2. Belting ANYTHING

3. Foho- Luxurious Bohemian look. You know the look, think Mary Kate Olsen.

4. Skinny Jeans

5. The Bob hairstyle (aka Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Hayden Panetierre-ick we hate her but good move cutting her fried ends off)

6. Red Lips or Nude Lips

7. Gladiator inspired sandals, Over-the-Knee Boots, Open toe sandals with tights, platform pumps

8. Funky Hairstyles- think Mini-braids and twisties

9. One-shouldered Frocks

10. Scarves in any climate

Let us know what your fave trends are! And your most hated!

Stay tuned for upcoming trends in 2009!

Be still my heart, my favorite gossy star and my LEAST FAVE star have been spotted together in Dallas airport before boarding their flight back to NYC on Sunday night. Who am I talking about? Ed Westwick (Chuck) and Jessica Szohr (Vanessa)! Barf! I hate that stupid Brooklyn hippie! She just bores us to no end! We were secretly (not so secretly actually) hoping she would have had the accident last night. Too bad.

But how did she land Brit Bad Boy Westwick? He’s so dreamy! Hmmm, but it does give hope for the rest of us, no? If he’d date that depressing bore why not an adorable little smartypanty?

You know you love us, Chuck. xoxo.

-Your future girlfriend (if you lose those boots)

PS- Thanks Popsugar for the pic!

How excited are you to see this movie!?! This is going to be one of those amazing nights where you and your friends pig out and go to the movies in sweatpants and laugh. I haven’t had one of those since HSM3…for those of you who don’t speak ‘Tween that’s High School Musical 3. Anyway, this movie looks amazing. And who doesn’t adore Kate Hudson and Annie H? Hmm besides them hating each other? The 2 fighting brides are rumored to not have got along on the set? Whose fault do you think it was? Hmm…we’re partial because we love them both. What do you think!?!

See you in January, girls! And may the best bride win…

I can’t stop watching America’s Next Top Model but if I did it would be because “Miss” J nauseates me. “He” is so painful to watch.  The stylish douche’s book will include “inspiring advice, life lessons, and self-esteem coaching for all women” with Miss J’s “colorful anecdotes.” Who do they plan to read this? His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. What qualifies him to give life advice to girls? I know you want to be one Miss J, but you’re not. NOT NOT NOT!! Yes, you may be a runway Diva but please don’t think I will listen to you about anything other than to take bigger strides at a slower pace. How could anyone listen to you when you look like this…

This was the best show on TV in ages! Why!????????????

Despite the sarcasm of this post, I found the award show extremely entertaining…

PS I didn’t start watching until mid-show…That being said…

Being a Disney lover I was pumped to watch the Jo-Bros rock out and snag an award for themselves. They’re just so happy and refreshingly light.

Rihanna had some shiteous fashion choices. Her dress was ffffffreakin’ short, flowing and vomitotious. Did I mention that you could almost see her underpants? If you don’t believe me, check out what she wore last year…too bad this year was worse…maybe…hmm you decide. Her hair was definitely worse this year…mohawks are just never okay.

After her jaunt down the red carpet, she performed her new shiteous single, “Rehab” which doesn’t compare to her usual classics like “Umbrella,” “Shutup and Drive,” and “Disturbia.” Costumes were horrific…unless you’re Captain Hook. Nice bedazzled eye patch, Re. Thank you for proving that it doesn’t matter how hot you are–eye patches never work. Her backup singers were wearing glasses that looked like blindfolds–perhaps Captain was going to make them walk the plank. Not a bad idea since they didn’t add to the letdown of a performance.

God bless Jimmy Kimmel and his digs at Kanye West. Someone needs to put that Douche-West in his place. This year he gave his award away after winning an award last year for being the sorest loser and complaining to any media outlet he could find about not winning an award. Well, as long as we’re on the subject of telling people where to put the awards, i’d like to tell him where to put his…

I usually think Beyonce is a Diva-licious nightmare but her performance was pretty entertaining. Too bad she showed us how irrelevant she is to a good performance, chiming in to sing a few lines every now and then. The costume required a Brazilian bikini wax but she pulled it off.

The Pussycat Dolls performed some slow single they’ve been trying to shove down our throats (to no avail) and “When I Grow Up.” Now I’m not going to pretend I don’t rock out to this on my ipod but they are so sex on a stick it’s ridiculous. My boyfriend turned around from doing his homework to find me watching this and thought I was watching some sex show. I know you’re the Pussycat Dolls but leave a little to the imagination, ladies.

Steven Tyler and Joe from Aerosmtih must have been high and may I just add that I swear, Steven Tyler looked more like a woman than Annie Lennox who received some big award–not big enough to keep my interest but whatever.

Chris Brown was his usual humble, charming self. I want to wrap him up and give him to everyone for the Holidays. Every single celeb should model their public appearances after his humble, fumbling grace.

I’m not usually a fan of Alicia Keys but her finale performance with Queen Latifah and Kathleen Battle brought the house down! Could Queen Latifah be any cuter? During Battle’s performance she stared into the audience in awe of Battle’s talents dropping her jaw and genuinely enjoying the performance. I wish Queen Latifah was my BFF. The Superwoman performance was Suuuuuuuuper!

Pete Wentz, king of the douche-bags has decided not to wear eyeliner anymore. Why you ask? Perhaps because it’s strange for “men” with children to wear eyeliner and tighter pants than their wives?

Nope, try again, the midget (seriously I towered over him when I saw him and I’m only 5″6!) has decided to be Eyeliner-Free in 2009 because he believes it became too expected of him. Uhhh no one expects anything of you babe, I can’t even name one song you sing? What do you even do in that band? What is it Fall Out Boy? How did you snag my girlfriend, Ashlee! I love her! And her last album kicked yours’ butt!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Snap! Take that, Petey pie!