Take a moment to realize why many of you have the day off today. Think about how much we should all appreciate MLK’s lifelong devotion to brotherhood and peace. Tomorrow marks a historic moment when we inaugurate our first African-American President. Not long ago this was just a dream…

Maybe it’s just us but we’re not feeling her attempt to channel old Hollywood. We think she just looks too old for her age. On the other hand we’re impressed that her hair isn’t in its usual disarray

We don’t really know what to say about this except–we don’t get it…

We No Likey

Whitney Port wearing a H&M bag! You go girl!!! I can only pull that off because most of you don’t know me and don’t realize how much I CANNOT pull that off!! To those who do know us, we apologize…

Newsflash: American Beauty has now become synonymous with a flat chest and ribs poking through your couture. On another note, I think Marilyn Monroe just rolled over in her grave. If she were alive today she’d probably be considered 40 pounds overweight. American Beauty, Kate? I don’t think so!!!

Damn, we’re feeling a little opinionated today…BEWARE.

Angelina taking Maddox to school…oh wait, no it’s the Golden Globes. Doesn’t she wear this dress everyday? What’s wrong with her legs? Why are they always covered? Hmm…

J-Whoaaaaa.  Umm….no.

So beautiful! Umm, the girl from Mean Girls and Big Love.

Slumdogs looking like Millionaires! Could she be anymore beautiful? And we can’t help but love him.

Hayden went topless–and we still don’t like her…go figure…

Jenna Fischer is so adorable! And her boobs are looking awesome. Oh yeah, her makeup is nice too!

Blake Lively, yes this whole roll-out-of-bed look works for you on Gossip Girl but don’t you do any other look? Ever? I mean perhaps purchase a brush…just a suggestion.