Is it just me or do fashionistas everywhere make you wanna barf during Fashion Week? Like, I get it, I love clothes too peeps, but the amount of time, energy and money that’s put into it is laughable. Yes, I do recall Meryl Streep’s tirade on Anne Hathaway courtesy of The Devil Wears Prada, but I think Anne had a point. Yes, it creates tons of jobs and it’s part of self-expression, got it. I love clothes too. But there are real problems in the world that don’t have to deal with hemlines or models walking. And then all the fashion blogs with their republished content just documenting clothes and runway looks that no one will ever wear or even be able to afford. And there you have it ladies and gentlement.

Every time I see a Hollywood superstar’s breasts in a dress that clearly doesn’t allow them to wear a bra and they’re somehow sitting pretty I instantly assume breast implants. The thought of breast implants grosses me out and clearly I’m not going to get them but I have to admit it would be freaking fantastic to be able to wear a shirt without a bra and have the girls sit like they’re on a shelf. I though, your knight in shining armor, have found a less invasive alternative. Meet the Natural Sexy Plunge Bra. It’s not perfect but it is definitely something that comes close to giving you that fake breast look.

What are your thoughts? I think it looks pretty good for just a bra, right? So it’s not perfect it does kind of require a bit of readjusting every now and then but it kept the girls high for most of the evening. It’s also pretty cheap, it’s only $28 on Herroom.com

$28 Available in Black or Nude.

So, I took a stroll through JC Penny when I heard about the Olsen’s new clothing line. I figured eh, I like their style, you never know. Well, here is the deal. This jacket isn’t terrible in real life but the patch on it is super cheezy. You can un-pin it and toss it if you want because it says Olsenboye. The rest of the collection though is pretty crappy looking. Just my opinion. But sometimes I feel like I can find cheap, inexpensive pieces in a collection like this. But, I’m here to tell you that you can’t. The End.

2 things about this pic, like, wow, Annie way to step outta your shell, girl.

Next, damn did they airbrush the living daylights outta you! Man! You not only have no armpit but your waist looks like a size 24.

Note to self: Find master airbrusher for wedding photos. muah-ha-haaaaa!

See you in Wonderland!

Ever wonder how celebs shoulders look so strong when they were these gorgeous (but heavy gowns)? Well, I’ve got the secret for you! It’s called “The Natural” and it’s available starting Thursday on herroom.com

It’s a shoulder pad that hooks onto your bra!

I especially love it with the one shoulder look.

Photo Courtesy of People Stylewatch.com

Pauly D gives Michael Cera a Transformation of a lifetime!

I’m obsessed!

If your man doesn’t look like McDreamy (like mine) at least he can smell like him!?!

I’ve been in love with McDreamy just like the rest of you since Can’t Buy Me Love. This love was rekindled by Grey’s Anatomy and furthered after his performance in Disney’s Enchanted. I know this isn’t a reason to buy a cologne but it actually smells delish.

This scent is bold and sophisticated. It was created exclusively for Avon, and blends enticing spices with hints of wood and musk.

The Scent:
This Oriental Spicy fragrance evokes the feeling of power, strength and intimacy with a surprising blend of notes, including:

TOP NOTES
Saffron, Mandarin, Nutmeg

MID NOTES
Spiced Wood Accord, Green Fig, Citrus

BASE NOTES
Olibanum, Patchouli, Guaiacwood, Skin Musk Accord

Patrick Dempsey 2 Fragrance Collection:
Patrick Dempsey 2 Cologne ($35.00)
Patrick Dempsey 2 Dual Action Face Wash ($9.50)
Patrick Dempsey 2 Shave Gel ($6.00)
Patrick Dempsey 2 Daily Moisturizer SPF 15 ($15.00)

I don’t often hock cologne but tis the gift giving season so in case you need some ideas for the guy who has everything Patrick Dempsey 2 is available November 2009 through an Avon representative. To find the representative closest to you, visit www.http://avon.com.

Watch Patty try to identify his cologne on the Ellen Show