25 Things You Don’t Know About Moi! Smartypanties Edition!

I'm starting a new segment so beware all you blogger friends out there! Every few weeks I'm going to do a segment called 25 Things You Don't Know About Moi! So here goes mine to get the ball rolling!!!

1. I hate to workout but know that I'd be an amazing nutritionist/personal trainer. Do as I say, not as I do. La La La La!

2. Fiance and I get hooked after a movie talking like wherever the characters are from. After Zack and Miri make a porno we talked like Yoda for 2 months. After Taladega Nights with Will Ferrell we spoke in a Southern accent and kept talking about 6 pound 3 ounce baby Jesuses.

3. I drink green smoothies for breakfast with kale, spinach, cilantro, parsley, lemon and apple.

4. I love vampires–Twilight, True Blood, whatevs! Team Edward for lifeeeee.

5. I'm an amazing chef.

6. I just started reading books for pleasure like a year ago and every time I finish a book I tell Fiance that "I'm a real reader"

7. I like to get things done yesterday. I hate having things on my to-do list. I get very focused and in the zone and if I'm disturbed I get very angry.

8. I wear a sleep mask to bed. It says Peace at Last.

9. I give great home manicures but only to myself.

10. I started writing a book about being a single jewish girl but I always kept getting a boyfriend so it didn't get very far. It was in my idolizing of Carrie Bradshaw days.

11. I love puppies. Hate Cats.

12. I have 2 amazing sisters and 2 amazing parents.

13. I'm a lawyer by day.

14. I like trying new foods but I'm very particular as to what. 

15. I workout in the morning before work. Sometimes. I like reading US Weekly and getting inspired by the anorexic celebs.

16. Water is my non-alcoholic drink of choice. I hate soda except at the movie theater with BUTTERED popcorn.

17. I like watching the same movies over and over and over. Empire Records is one of my favorites. Basically anything with a happy ending though.

18. The Natural History Museum is my favorite place in the city. I've been a half dozen times in the past couple years. I don't like any exhibit really I just like to walk around or sit in the lobby.

19. I went through a crazy obsession with cupcakes. 

20. I used to be captain of the cheerleaders. Rah Rah Rah.

21. My nickname is Gooch in my family, Sista Gooch to be exact.

22. I love taking pictures.

23. Red wine is my favorite even though it turns my lips purple and tongue black.

24. I play chess but I'm terrible because I'm so impatient and just always want to make my move.

25. My fiance helped me write almost all of these. Guess he knows me better than I know myself.