Miami Spa Month is a month-long event where spas all around the Miami area are offering services for the bargain price of $99!

These services normally go for way more than that.  If you’ve been DYING for a facial somewhere luxurious (and who hasn’t with this insane swampy humidity??) then now is when you should treat yourself because the prices go back up in September.  Le booooo.

Check out participating spas here.

So, my boyfriend and I were at a gas station filling up his car.  We were walking out of the little store and my bf, the gentleman that he is, held the door open for this short, bald thuggish looking dude wearing a white tank with a ton of tattoos all over his arms.  (Or as I like to call this look, ”any guy you see in Miami”)

Much to my surprise, the dude actually said “THANK YOU” to my bf.  (If you live in the MIA, you know this is a RARE occurrence.)  Obviously, this gentleman was not just any random dude!!!! 

Suddenly, all of these people started freaking spazzing out and taking pictures with said typical looking Miami thug-looking dude.

“Who is that?”  I asked my boyriend, suddenly also noticing the $150K+ Mercedes the thuggish-looking guy was getting into.

“No idea.”  My boyfriend replied.

Some young guy goes to his friend, “Yo, man check it out, it’s PITBULL!”

Invoking the muse of Carrie Bradshaw *I couldn’t help but wonder* who the heck is Pitbull?

Luckily, the bf googled Pitbull on his Blackberry and we were soon inundated with info.

The bf read something about him collaborating with the Backstreet Boys on an upcoming album on some random blog (obviously, since it wasn’t on SmartyPanties, I don’t 100% trust it). 

Who woulda thought?  That thuggish looking character I saw at the gas station collaborating with a ’90s boyband?  I’ll believe it only when I see it!!!

I guess it was a kinda cool celebrity sighting…although can someone answer this question for me: Do people know who “Pitbull” is outside of Miami?? 

I actually did know one of his songs…but, again, I don’t know if I’ve only heard it b/c of where I live.

Hilarious and yet kind of sad proof of how dumb the American consumer is.

Snuggies for dogs.  Yeah, for realzies.

And bought some Burt’s Bees Sunscreen.

I have always worn sunscreen on my face.  Every single day.  Since I was 13.

Yeah, not kidding.

This sunscreen is all natural, which I was super excited about.

I like the sunscreen because it’s totes natural and doesn’t make my skin look greasy.

Only downside is, it takes a bit of effort to spread it…but again, that’s only b/c it’s not super greasy!

Overall, I would def recommend it!!!

Seriously.

I know it’s more expensive than the drug-store brands….but you ONLY need one or two coats and you’re good.  Def worth the splurge once you see how it lifts, curls, and separates each individual little lash!

I threw away all my other mascaras. 

I hereby retract all my previous proclamations regarding any other mascara brand.  I’m now strictly a Dior Iconic gal.

I’ve had my same tube for several months now.  It’s worth the investment.

Who: Lauren Wolf

What: A collection of jewelry pieces that are the creation from the mind of Lauren Wolf.  She makes jewelry that is bold but still able to maintain a feeling of elegance.  Each piece tells a story using that environments of the coastal Mexico and city of Brooklyn as a combination for inspiration.  Great for everyday wear, her jewelry is perfect for a woman that wants to command attention while keeping a sense of sophistication.
Where: THESAVVY.COM
When: Online sale hours are as follows: Sunday, August 9th 9:00am EST Through Tuesday, August 11th 12:00AM EST (Midnight)

Example: Silver Seahorse earrings (Retail $180, at sale $72)

They’re going to have a bottle of liquor and pills judge instead. I kid.

See TMZ for the Deets!