Boy are we glad we didn’t eat at the Subway around the corner from our BF’s apartment…condemned and closed by the health inspector until further notice. Ick!

Why does every New Yorker think they own the sidewalk…I will be sending out a memo ASAP to alert everyone that I do and everyone must move out of my way. There shall be no unexpected stopping in the middle and no smoking in front of me. Gosh don’t smokers ever consider that perhaps the person behind them doesn’t want to get lung cancer? Just a thought.

Get your butts outta my face!

Does anyone else think Paula is shit-tons crazy!? Her commentary on American Idol blows my mind. I mean what do you think she is drinking? Or smoking? I feel like she is going to fly away on a unicorn she seems so high…err… in the clouds. Seriously though, just the way she speaks. It’s painful.

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Barbara Walters endorsed a vibrator on Monday on her show, The View. Didn’t think you’d get that with your morning coffee, did ya!? Well, to add fuel to the fire, this morning Barbara heard Mika Brzezinski comment in disgust on the show “Morning Joe” regarding “The View” co-host’s vibrator discussion.

The clip below is the discussion today where the View crew suggests maybe Mika needs a little toy herself and then after is the initial clip where the women discuss them in the first place.

I just love when they put the wrong picture up and someone catches it before they remove it and post the “photoshopped” version.  Complex.com put the untouched photo up before realizing Kim Kardashian would have a tantrum and immediately swapped them. Lucky for us we can sleep a little easier tomorrow. Seriously, girls this is why we feel bad about ourselves! No matter how many hours I spend at the gym I can’t compete with photoshop! I don’t know about you but seeing the picture on the left makes me feel like celebs are human. Kimmy, you spend your life defending your fuller figure and then you totally erase any celulite you have on your legs to give comfort to your plus-sized buddies! I mean maybe I’ll invest in a Photoshop just to be able to fix up my FB pics! How much better do her legs look now! Unreal.

Thanks for the find, D-Listed!

Rihanna and Chris Brown have decided to take a break–note, not breakup. The break comes after a brief reconciliation after the alleged assault in February. Amen, Sister! At least this is a start! We know, we fell for those endearing dimples too but you should run, run, and then run some more. Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Get out while you still can, dark skies ahead! We see a storm a-brewing, a grey cloud above Brown. Don’t worry though, you can stand under my Umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey…

Sorry it’s no laughing matter we just can’t ever resist throwing in a reference to that song.

In all seriousness though–RiRi, your family and friends are all begging you to dump him–DO IT! Unforunately the pop-star is determined that Brown learned his lesson and that he’s changed. The duo apparently recently recorded a duet. Barf, we can’t wait to hear that. Maybe though it’s a song for the clubs? Wouldn’t that be great? Everyone is expecting a heartfelt ballad touching on issues of domestic abuse and they release “Smack my bitch up, Part II.” That would not be classy.

Chris, you’re so lucky you got to hit that! How could you HIT her! Team RiRi!