Chris Brown is the New Ike Turner- Rihanna and Chris Take A Break

Rihanna and Chris Brown have decided to take a break–note, not breakup. The break comes after a brief reconciliation after the alleged assault in February. Amen, Sister! At least this is a start! We know, we fell for those endearing dimples too but you should run, run, and then run some more. Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Get out while you still can, dark skies ahead! We see a storm a-brewing, a grey cloud above Brown. Don’t worry though, you can stand under my Umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey…

Sorry it’s no laughing matter we just can’t ever resist throwing in a reference to that song.

In all seriousness though–RiRi, your family and friends are all begging you to dump him–DO IT! Unforunately the pop-star is determined that Brown learned his lesson and that he’s changed. The duo apparently recently recorded a duet. Barf, we can’t wait to hear that. Maybe though it’s a song for the clubs? Wouldn’t that be great? Everyone is expecting a heartfelt ballad touching on issues of domestic abuse and they release “Smack my bitch up, Part II.” That would not be classy.

Chris, you’re so lucky you got to hit that! How could you HIT her! Team RiRi!