Well, we wish we could say that we’re disgusted by all of these, but unfortunately if they were in front of us we would probably at least taste them (i.e. scarf them down). This website, www.whyyou’refat.com is f-ing amazing!

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

Giant Breakfast Burrito

A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile.

Mega Pizza

A pizza with a hot dog wrapped in bacon pigs in a blanket crust. The center is filled with italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce. It can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup.

This ad seems slightly creepier now that we believe he’s darker than we once believed…

OMG we did not suspect Brown to be the next Ike Turner! WTF Brownie? You seemed so sweet and charming! Are we the worst judges of character eva? Brown was arrested just before the Grammy’s were set to start. The Los Angeles police department announced that Chris, a double nominee and scheduled performer, was being investigated for allegedly assaulting an unidentified woman (fo’ sho’ it’s longtime gf RiRi!) the night before. Brown turned himself in to authorities and was briefly held before posting $50,000 bail Sunday night. Ri Ri, who was also scheduled to perform dropped out at the last minute.Curiouser and Curiouser…

During this Kiss, Kiss did he secretly dream of knocking her out…

Maybe it’s the short hair and mohawks?

JK domestic violence is nothing to laugh about. We hope RiRi is okay.

We heart you Seth Meyers and your “Really” funny ways

WHAT:
THEORY SAMPLE SALE FOR WOMEN
All seasons
All items are final sale

WHERE:
261 W 36th Street (between 7th & 8th Ave)
2nd Floor
New York, NY 10018

Samples
Tees $20
Sweaters $30
Shirts $35
Skirts $40
Pants $50
Dresses $50
Blazers $60
Coats $70
…plus knits, bulky sweaters, shorts, jackets & more

Stock / First quality
Tees, knits & shirts from $29 – $69
Shorts, skirts & pants from $49 – $89
Dresses $99
Blazers $139

ALL SALES FINAL

WHEN:
Monday February 9 10:00 am – 7:00 pm
Tuesday February 10 10:00 am – 7:00 pm
Wednesday February 11 10:00 am – 6:00 pm
Thursday February 12 10:00 am – 7:00 pm
Friday February 13 10:00 am – 6:00 pm

Use coupon code “Extra25? for an extra 25% off sale items at Pink Mascara through 2/12 – all sales are final with this code.

LaRok Dress: Was $348, Now $243- But take 25% off- Now $182.25

MINT Zelda Bow Top: Originally $297, On Sale for $148.50, with discount: $111.38
(We don’t know why we loved this shirt so much!)

Baja Fresh–a wholly owned subsidiary of Wendy’s (think Chipotle but better!!!), is coming to NYC! Its first NYC location will be on Lexington between 45th & 46th.

Their ingredients are fresh, healthy (well they CAN be) and cheap cheap cheap!