Best and Worst of the Oscars 2009 Beyonce, Freida Pinto, Miley Cyrus, Sarah Jessica Parker

OMG Beyonce, I can’t even stress the terribleness that is this eyesore of heinous-ness…

We’re kinda digging the throwback to simpler times…We really enjoyed the Broadway Medley but does Beyonce have to be invited to sing at every f-ing event? Why is she so un-loveable?  Okay she kind of rocked the performance as much as we hate to admit it.

We like Vanessa’s dress. Still like Shar-pay better but… We think she looks pretty.

Freida Pinto–you are so beautiful. We can’t say though that we love the dress. We want to but the color, ick. We like the idea but it’s just kind of a mess.

Miley Cyrus we know everyone else hates you but we can’t help but love you. Jeez the way people criticize a 16 year old girl so harshly, cut her some slack. The dress doesn’t photograph that well but in your interviews we saw just why you picked this. It is so princessey and gorgeous in real life! Dress is by Zuhair Murhad. Beautiful.

SJP–We think you hair looks better straight, one day you will realize this too. Your bust looks fantastic as always but we’re not so down with the bottom. Dior is always classic though and I’m sure everyone will just love it.

Jessica Biel. Your dress is so blah and boring. We will have to make a prediction that you are pregnant…why else wear a huge billowly excess of material draped over your stomach…surely your stylist did this for a reason.

Yay! We loved Natalie’s dress too!

Wahooooooooooooo we are so happy that Heath won and has been honored posthumously for his spectacular performance!

And Yay for the Kids of Slumdog who got to come!! And we’re so happy this movie won! It sooooooooooo deserved it!