This is Why You’re Fat- How NOT to Lose Weight!

Well, we wish we could say that we’re disgusted by all of these, but unfortunately if they were in front of us we would probably at least taste them (i.e. scarf them down). This website, www.whyyou’refat.com is f-ing amazing!

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

Giant Breakfast Burrito

A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile.

Mega Pizza

A pizza with a hot dog wrapped in bacon pigs in a blanket crust. The center is filled with italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce. It can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup.