Those of you who say you won’t shop there are either a) stupid or b) lying.

We think this is super cute for work with lots of necklaces and cute pants.

Did we mention that it’s $6.00?

Oldnavy.com

Whitney Port wearing a H&M bag! You go girl!!! I can only pull that off because most of you don’t know me and don’t realize how much I CANNOT pull that off!! To those who do know us, we apologize…

Newsflash: American Beauty has now become synonymous with a flat chest and ribs poking through your couture. On another note, I think Marilyn Monroe just rolled over in her grave. If she were alive today she’d probably be considered 40 pounds overweight. American Beauty, Kate? I don’t think so!!!

Damn, we’re feeling a little opinionated today…BEWARE.

Angelina taking Maddox to school…oh wait, no it’s the Golden Globes. Doesn’t she wear this dress everyday? What’s wrong with her legs? Why are they always covered? Hmm…

J-Whoaaaaa.  Umm….no.

So beautiful! Umm, the girl from Mean Girls and Big Love.

Slumdogs looking like Millionaires! Could she be anymore beautiful? And we can’t help but love him.

Hayden went topless–and we still don’t like her…go figure…

Jenna Fischer is so adorable! And her boobs are looking awesome. Oh yeah, her makeup is nice too!

Blake Lively, yes this whole roll-out-of-bed look works for you on Gossip Girl but don’t you do any other look? Ever? I mean perhaps purchase a brush…just a suggestion.

24 Kicks of their latest season! We heart Jack Bauer so much it’s hard to breathe! So far we’re only 1 episode in but here are some observations…

1. Janeane Garofalo is the poor man’s Chloe–we cannot stand her and her wannabe Chloe-ish ways–

2. Rest in Peace, Edgar you will always be in our hearts

FAKE A TAN…LOOK A TEN!

The other day we pulled out our summer pics and man, not so Smartypanties of us. We were dreadfully depressed after being reminded how we looked after our Mediterranean cruise. (Perfectly bronzed from being out in the sun for 2 full weeks on a sun deck will do it for ya!) Now we are always (or almost always) smart about tanning and we try to wear SPF all the time (we apply it every morning-did you know even your office lights contain harmful rays) but after we were caged inside all summer studying for the Bar Exam we thought we were entitled to a little sun. However, now that I’m working 9-5 I don’t really see much of it (especially in the dead of winter in NYC). We heard about this company called Fake Bake–(which I learned was voted #1 self-tan by New York Times’ readers!) immediately we thought, ich why is our only option those spray tans or fake bakes then we saw that they specialized in makeup to make you look tan after you apply it–BABE TOOLS. The blush is called Legal Sunburn. It gives you that adorable sun kissed glow. Its magenta will enhance any skin tone. And I know it sounds crazy, but it seriously made us have that after-glow you get after you suck up all the harmful rays! (which is the whole purpose of sitting in the sun ALLLL day). Now you don’t have to prematurely age your skin! I found a solution!

Amazingly, it’s only $11. So what did this Smartypanty do after she saved herself some money after she shyed away from the Department Stores? She went out and bought herself a new lipgloss from the same company. All we have to say is-Loves it! It’s called Bronze addiction and we’re addicted. It has a shimmer to it that does something, and we swear, we really look tanner. We just seem to have that look we have in all of our spring break pictures…weird but true.

Look for these products (and more including self-tanner which is supposedly great) in spas or call 888-244-4826 to find a store near you. Or if you’re addicted to shopping online like me visit FakeBake.com