Thoughts from the Subway

If your contact falls out while riding the rickety subway, please hold off on replacing it in your eye if your hands were both holding the dirty rails.

This seems like common sense to me, the subway hater, but to the girl next to me on the subway this AM, it was not.

Her contact popped out of her eye, she removed one hand from the rail she was clutching and fixed it by unfolding it, then cue the other dirtier hand still holding the rail, she switched the contact into the OTHER dirty hand which then replaced it into her poor, unsuspecting eye.

We’re not positive but we think she may have some sort of eye disease by now…pink eye? Yuck!

We had not yet introduced our germ-a-phobia but now we’re out! Smartypanties nearly fainted when we saw this happen!