The Unglamorous Life- New York Subway during Rush Hour

Dear Wanna-be Pretentious Women of NYC,

If you’re on the subway in the AM, you are not Princess Diana or Jackie-O. The woman next to me had on a white hat complete with fur trim, matched with white gloves… a tad glamorous for 8am NYC if you ask me (or the 21st century). Anyway as if her snobbery and upturned nose weren’t enough to make me hate her, when I looked more closely, her white gloves were anything but white. The tops were white but the underside of her gloves were ash grey (probably from always riding the subway). So please, spare the rest of us your faux-nouveau riche attitude this early in the morning unless your white gloves are not filth-laden! If your white glove fails the white glove test, you shouldn’t be wearing them!

Love,

Smartypanties and the MTA

P.S. – This is not the finger you deserved!