Douchey Celeb Alert, Pete Wentz–Quel Shock!

Pete Wentz, king of the douche-bags has decided not to wear eyeliner anymore. Why you ask? Perhaps because it’s strange for “men” with children to wear eyeliner and tighter pants than their wives?

Nope, try again, the midget (seriously I towered over him when I saw him and I’m only 5″6!) has decided to be Eyeliner-Free in 2009 because he believes it became too expected of him. Uhhh no one expects anything of you babe, I can’t even name one song you sing? What do you even do in that band? What is it Fall Out Boy? How did you snag my girlfriend, Ashlee! I love her! And her last album kicked yours’ butt!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Snap! Take that, Petey pie!